Our infrequent posts give us an opportunity to test out new puns, turns of phrase, and other word play. For this cheeky author, the combination of celebrating President’s Day and watching Americans compete in South Korea – coupled with our, ahem, American Vacuum name – is almost too much to resist. Almost. But don’t worry, we don’t take your readership for Grant-ed; the opportunities in this message are worth your time.

Gold Deal: Buy a VacuFlo central vacuum unit and get a Vroom for FREE. The Vroom is the perfect companion for the powerful, workhorse VacuFlo central vacuum power unit—it helps gets nooks, crannies, stairs, cabinets, and other hard to reach places with its portable power.

The FREE Vroom you get with this promotion has the following specs:

• Retractable hose with up to a 24′ reach
• Automatic on/off and hose lock
• Ergonomic comfort-grip handle
• Light, durable, molded ABS polymer case
• Reversible side panel
• Optional tool rack for adjustable wand & floor/rug tool

Use the code GoldUSA you get the $150 Vroom, for FREE. Enter “GoldUSA” in the Order Notes field at checkout [Note, for this promotion, don’t use the Coupon Code field in your cart—use the Order Notes field at checkout].

Silver Deal: Buy a Carpet Pro and get 12 bags and 3 belts for free. Enter “SilverUSA” in the Order Notes field at checkout [Note, for this promotion, don’t use the Coupon Code field in your cart—use the Order Notes field at checkout].

Bronze Deal: Ten percent off vacuum bags ($10 minimum purchase of bags). Enter the code BrozeUSA in the Coupon Code after you add the bags to your cart.