Total Eclipse of the … Vac

We had to do it. We couldn’t let an event as big as THE FIRST TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE SINCE ’79 go by without sending a corny promotional e-mail. And it’s been months since we sent out any e-mail, so this just seemed like a good time. Without further ado:

American Vacuum Company will ECLIPSE any competitor’s deals. Be it vacuum cleaners, central vacuums, bags, (solar) filters, or parts, we just can’t be beat. We are particularly confident with this e-mail, owing in part to the fact that our St. Joseph, Mo. store is right along the path of totality! And our greater Kansas City stores will have an incredible view as well!

To add a little flare to our existing customer-friendly prices, we are offering you an extra special deal.* Use the code ECLIPSE between now and the end of August to receive a 10% discount on any purchases over . . . $79. Shop now!

Don’t forget, if you can’t find what you want on our website, please use the contact form to get in touch with us! You can, of course call us too! But don’t call during the eclipse (11:41AM to 1:09PM CDT).

We thank you for being an American Vacuum Company customer. Family businesses like ours depend on customers like you. And from our family to yours, we hope this e-mail finds you in good health, good spirits, and WITH PROPER EYE PROTECTION.

PS: Go here for a map of the path of totality if the embedded hyperlink above doesn’t work:

* This coupon is good through August 31 and cannot be combined with other coupon codes. Other exceptions may apply.